Saturday, October 08, 2005

The Innateness of True Self

The Weekend At A Glance

Yo folks, what's happening? I just came back from the movies. I saw "A History of Violence". I know cats are supposed to derive a deeper meaning from the movie, but trust me I didn't. Fuck depth, that shit was fun to watch. The only thing that caught me as having any weight was that when a crisis arises, we revert back to the shit we know best. The shit that comes natural to us.

Anyway, I'm fucking rolling solo 'cuz I'm dodging women. Last night I was out with Poppins and E.T. at this bar. A really white bar except for the occassional sista strolling through and the occassional brotha with his white chick. I didn't see one black couple. I was drinking Guiness and talking shit all night. Man, was I drunk. Poppins and E.T. were having a contest to see who could tie the most cherry stems together with their tongues. They asked me to try, but I declined. "I can't find the clit on a cherry stem, so why bother?" When the evening was winding down, I walked to my car with these women following me. "Let's do this, let's do that." I was fucking tired. I just wanted to sleep. So I left and I slept Friday night away.

I told Batshit that I had a friend coming into town to see me. She was pissed. At least she kept saying she was pissed. She told me to move on and then she got pissed when I was telling her I did. Eggy told me she was coming to town this weekend, too. I told her I had a friend coming into town to see me so that wouldn't work. She was bothered by that. I can't blame her, I guess.

Of course, that shit's a lie. There is no friend coming to town this weekend, but no one wants to accept that I just want a drama free weekend for once. I wanna fucking be alone and I think that the first time it's really been that way since I've been here. So the crisis arose and I went back to what I know best: lying to women. It's been a good weekend so far.


Do you many heterosexual black men that use the word "supper" on a regular basis? "Hey baby, I'm starving. What's for supper?" Shit, or black women for that matter? It's a pretty gay ass word, but if you heard it come out of a white man's mouth you wouldn't give it a second thought. This white guy was talking to me the other day about some shit he saw on TV. He said the that the shit was funny, but he didn't say it like that. "I'm telling you man, it was a hoot." A hoot? What type of bitch are you? A hoot? You fuckin' homo!

The reason for me bringing this shit up is I'm trying to compile a list of words like this and get brothers to use them in conversation to gauge the reaction of people. It's a little social experiment for a bigger purpose. Please give me as many of these words as you can. I'd appreciate it.

Hiding Out Like Salman Rushdie (circa 1994),


Didi Roby said...

"Rockin"...Like "That movie was really Rockin"...dude.

Ha Hah! that's gay right there:)

sj-the-infamous said...

What's the crisis again? Women wanting ya dick? Sucks to be you, huh? LOL

I don't spend enough time around Suzy and Biff these days to catch any "gay" sounding words, but if any come to mind, I shall return...

twin said...

you are "awesome" dude

Chubby Chocolate said...

It's a much needed brake being that you're in Satan's anus...You need to come up for air every now and take a breather from all the boonie booties pulling at your belt.

As for words.I've noticed that Black men don't use descriptive words like: spectacular, fabulous or tantalizing...They'll use amazing (as used to describe me on several occassions...), but not those words.

Knockout Zed said...

Another word I've noticed that we rarely use is "tune". You might get a tune-up, but you're not listening to a hot new tune from Jay-Z. White cats are always "crankin' up the tunes, bro".


Butterfly Jones said...

What about psyched? That's from the same school as awesome. In the UK, instead of saying: "I'm going home for dinner", white people say "I'm going home for my tea". If a black person says that and they're not taking the piss - they got issues.